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Hot Funny Jokes for Girlfriend/Boyfriend:
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
It’s So Hot……. I saw a chicken lay an omelette!
It’s So Hot……. I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!
It’s So Hot……. I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen!
It’s So Hot……. the best parking spots are guaged by shade rather than distance!
What did the pig say on a hot summer day? – I’m bacon!
Why do bananas use sunscreen? – Because they peel.
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet.
What does a bee do when it is hot? – He takes off his yellow jacket.
What does the sun drink out of? – Sunglasses.
What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved.
Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.
Ek aurat:- jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha. ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:- who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
Bhongasing ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
Bhongasing: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.
Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole “Who is speaking?”. jawab aaya “Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun”.
Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga,
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho.
husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!
Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai… par hum se shaadi karega koun?
Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..
Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho.
Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
Young Man 2 Taxi Driver: Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mere 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..
Apni Speed Dekhi He.=P:)
1960 Maan : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980 Apni religion ki ladki se
1990 Pasand ki ladki se
2000 Ladki se hi karna
GIRL: Ye pyar kya hota hy?
TEACHR: Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL: Achi na bani to?
TEACHR: To bht sarey milenge
Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Student: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.:-)=D
Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai?
Chintu- Ladki 1 saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki Maa Ban Sakti Hey.
Ladka 1 saal Me Kai Bachon Ka Baap Ban Sakta Hai… 🙂
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?
KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.
JUDGE: How come you were arrested…
When People say they can’t see anything good in you…
Hug them and say, “Life is difficult for the BLIND!”
Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,
Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,
Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,
Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange.
Kudi Bust Stop Te Khadi, Mobile Te Gallan Kar Rahi Si,
Boy ohnu Comment karda hai: Haye! Kash main mobile hunda, teriyan Gaallan (chicks) naal lagya hunda…
Kudi: Haan, fer main ghar jaa ke charger teri *$%*& ch laundi
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??
Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…
You’re a sweet, smart, sensitive guy. I just don’t have room in my life for that right now.
I need to date someone who doesn’t communicate with me by rumor.
True Breakup Line:
My ex-boyfriend who I was in love with but wouldn’t marry me is now sick and probably dying and wants me back and I can’t say no.
That tingly feeling you get when you meet someone you’re really attracted to?
That’s common sense leaving your body.
Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi
Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si…
Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchaytan Kardi Firengi…
Lady – Time kya hua hai
Santa – Bra Panty
Lady ne khich k chaped maari, kenhdi ki bakvas kari janda ae.
Santa – Salie chaped kyon maari thik taan keh reha haan 12:35
Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn’t find any.
Dad: Say daddy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Dad: F*ck , just say daddy!
Baby: F*ck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Dad: Son of a b*tch.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Boy: Good! *walks away*
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